Why I have no friends

yourplayersaidwhat:

Starting up a game at my local college, a guy wanders in. I kind of know him and don’t mind showing him how to play. Things seem to be going fine and dandy (now have three players, one is a n00b and the other two are helping him) when all the sudden another friend shows up and the players invite him in. I shrug when he looks at me to see if I’m ok. He sits for a moment, thinking about what kind of character he wants to play.

"Can I play an aardvark?"

I blink for a moment before I reply with, “Only if you use a Scottish accent.”

And that’s how one of my players built an aardvark monk.

arsenicinshell:

Steampunk Plague Doctor Mask by Namingway

wickedclothes:

Stitched Clockwork Heart Pendants

Sometimes our hearts get ripped apart at the seams. Luckily, time heals all wounds. Carved out of various woods, these heart pendants are filled with old watch parts. Sold on Etsy.

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

mangomartyr:

Before you start a project think to yourself “On a scale of Grim to Dracula, how much do I really want to do this?”

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dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context