Why I have no friends
The Best Cleric

yourplayersaidwhat:

Allow me to set the scene. My players have been clearing out an ancient temple infested with goblins and the servants of an evil necromancer. They have just defeated a group of mercenaries and a doppelganger, who is now begging for his life.

Doppelganger: Please! Let me go! I’ll leave and never come back!

Zarok (Human Fighter): Do we have your word on that?

Doppelganger: Of course!…

Zarok: So you won’t gather some of your friends and come back to fight us?

Doppelganger: Why on earth would I do that? You just killed all my friends… But what’s to say that you won’t come back and kill me? How do I know you won’t do that, hmm?

Ursa (A Half-Orc Cleric, who up to this point has said nothing): YOU DON’T!

*Rolls a 20 and splits the Doppelgangers head in two with his battleaxe*

smurflewis:

so this happened

smurflewis:

so this happened

ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

nevvzealand:

i feel so weird saying my own name

somepretty-things:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

with those nails and tattoo, I thought this was some cosplay thing.

somepretty-things:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

with those nails and tattoo, I thought this was some cosplay thing.

ssbbgamergirl:

S-class supports all day long~
Based off of x

ssbbgamergirl:

S-class supports all day long~

Based off of x